I can't stop thinking about this issue.
I realised today that probably the majority of Americans have absolutely no idea what is involved with trying to apply for visas and work permits. I don't expect that they would know either. But, I think for the average person they probably envision a system similar to the way the DMV operates. Meaning, most folks probably assume that getting a work permit, "doing things legally" is no more involved than applying for a new drivers licence.
If only it was that simple. It isn't of course.
In fact, I think if the average American had to deal with the INS (now the DHS) on a regular basis, immigration reform would get taken care of in no time at all.
Let me put it this way - applying for just about anything via the INS makes filing your taxes look easy.
I am fortunate to have a Green Card. I was also fortunate to have been able to afford a lawyer to help me with the process. Even so the paperwork was astonishingly confusing, and the entire process took 4 years and numerous visits to the INS office. Not many people are as lucky as me.
Just as a side note, the INS office in San Jose, where I lived, would only allow 200 or so people inside every day (the exact number varied). So, if you wanted to stand a chance of getting inside the office, you would have to start lining up way before the office actually opened. It was normal practice for people to literally camp out over night to ensure that they could get in the office the next morning. And I'm not talking about "occasionally some obsessed people would camp out overnight." I mean, EVERY NIGHT there were people sitting on the ground outside the INS office waiting in line for the office to open the next morning. The earliest I got there was I think 4am one time. That's because I showed up at 6am once and didn't make it in the building.
So, yes, technically speaking, as long as you entered the country legally, and fall into one of a very number of categories of people who are eligible for a work permit, it is possible to do things the legal way.
That said, it doesn't surprise me in the slightest that so few people choose to go this route.
The other fallacy I hear a lot on the radio and around town is that "illegals just need to apply for work visas the proper way".
Unfortunately if you are in this country illegally that automatically means you cannot apply for any kind of legal work visa or residency permit. If you enter illegally there is no process available to you to become legal. The last time I checked the law, if the INS found you to be in violation of the terms of your visa, or if you were found to be here illegally, you would be deported and barred from re-entering the country for 10 years.
OK, I'll get off my soap box now.
My friend
Dave wrote a blog today about the wedding of one of his close friends, Scott. He says that Scott is a funny guy, and as evidence he shared Scott's comments on this whole immigration issue. It made me laugh:
"We need to get rid of all illegal aliens. Especially Alf. Man, that guy eats cats. Get him out of here. Once you're done with him, let's move on to Mork. Anyone who travels in an egg is no good."
Hah - Mork. Impressive cultural reference considering Scott's youth.