The joy of kids
I love my two daughters very deeply. But that doesn't mean they don't cause me some stress occasionally. Last night, for example, my youngest daughter, who is 9 months old, woke up every hour for the entire night. And her big sister, who is 2 years and 9 months, tossed and turned all night long because of a stuffy nose. Which wouldn't be too bad except she woke up and insisted on sleeping (aka tossing and turning) in our bed.
And who is going to tell a sick child to go sleep in their own bed?
Oh well. Thank goodness there is a Starbucks around the corner from us. You know, the prevailing theory about the discovery of coffee is some rubbish about a goatherder in Ethiopia who observed animals behaving in a rather excitable manner after eating coffee berries.
Poppycock!
There's no way a goatherder discovered coffee while out strolling the hills. What does he need coffee for? He has it easy. No, it was a parent, brain fried from lack of sleep, tired, cranky, and irritable, desperate for something, anything, to perk them up.
mmmmm....
....Coffee
Gotta go brew some right now.
And who is going to tell a sick child to go sleep in their own bed?
Oh well. Thank goodness there is a Starbucks around the corner from us. You know, the prevailing theory about the discovery of coffee is some rubbish about a goatherder in Ethiopia who observed animals behaving in a rather excitable manner after eating coffee berries.
Poppycock!
There's no way a goatherder discovered coffee while out strolling the hills. What does he need coffee for? He has it easy. No, it was a parent, brain fried from lack of sleep, tired, cranky, and irritable, desperate for something, anything, to perk them up.
mmmmm....
....Coffee
Gotta go brew some right now.
1 Comments:
Ughh.
I am NOT looking forward to that.
By David Tieche, at 12:30 AM
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