More information than we needed to know

At my office we have a highly sophisticated, finely-tuned system for monitoring who is or is not in the office on any given day.

It's called email.

There are about 120+ people in our office, and any time anyone is going to be out of the office for more than 2 hours, they are required to send out a "Schedule" email to the ENTIRE office. So, we get about 50 of these emails every day, saying things like "Schedule: Going to see my accountant, back at 4pm" etc.

Every now and then some folks include way too much information, like this one:

"Schedule: Dentist. This is the last one, and then no more for at least 6 months. whew.
Moral of the story: Don't wait 10 years between dental visits!"

Yuck